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First game after ten years off. Legs filed a formal complaint.

@jess-wheels · 9 days ago · Advanced Forward

Played D because apparently I hate oxygen. Made one clean breakout, whiffed on two clears, and still had the stupid grin driving home. Anyone else rebuilding from couch shape?

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@cam-two-shifts · 10 days ago

The shin pad goal counts double if you point at the tape after.

@beerleague-drew · 9 days ago

5/8 gave me a nice middle ground. More glide, less surprise cartwheel.

@frankie-fivehole · 9 days ago

As a goalie: clear rebounds first, life advice second.

@aly-edges · 9 days ago

Do not chase behind the net unless you have help. Beer league defense turns into interpretive dance fast.

@marco-mitts · 9 days ago

Tuesday Woodbridge sounds perfect. Rusty winger and professional bench door opener here.